so, a smoke detector set off at school the other day and after a shitton of standing outside and being corralled in the gymnasium, we're told to find our teachers

(the shit was so disorganized omg)

me: oh man we gotta find mr. hauck [my social studies teacher].

mariah: yeah, how are we gonna do this

me: idk

mariah: idk then

me: MR. HAUCK

me: MONSIEUR HAUCK

me: HAUCK-OPPA

korean exchange student standing right next to us: stares VERY uncomfortably

mariah:

me:

mariah: did you just say oppa in front of that korean kid omfg

me:

korean exchange student: shifts awkwardly, staring quietly

me: shit

at this point i decided i was already a koreaboo to this kid so might as well do it right

me: HERR HAUCK

me: HAUCK-SEONSAENGNIM